Pink has only been considered a feminine colour since the 1950s.
Gentlemen, I stand before you to right a great wrong. The forces of gender-based product marketing have robbed us of the confidence to swathe ourselves in pink—one of the most striking and beautiful colors nature has provided.
I am not doing very well today. This was supposed to go up on Wednesday but I put the wrong date in! Now it’s here it might as well stay.